Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Flav, New York and other race embarassments...

There are certain people that have always irked me intensely. To be honest some individuals have strengthened my faith in God, because only a loving and accomodating individual could let Flava Flav, Paris Hilton and Bai Ling exist and even procreate. If Evolution theory were true, humankind would NEVER have been let down the evolutionary dead-end that are these individuals. I am personally anticipating the apocalypse if for no reason than that I am afraid of how much lower humanity will sink as time passes.......Jesus when are you coming? I am afraid of a world in which Paris Hilton is someone's mother....YIKES

Below is a list of my 'favorite' living-beings who make me squirm:

-Flava Flav- this crusty KNEE-gro single-handedly set back the civil rights movement at least 50 years. I understand that he had bills to pay but DAMN....to go from 'Fighting the Power' to selling out to the Power by acting the buffoon for the pleasure of his discerning viewership is just too much for me.....Plus I secretly hate him even more becuase he has disgusting hooves for feet.

-Ray J- he unleashed Kim Kardasian on us with that stupid home-made porno for which I will loathe him forever, and now he has replaced Flav as the Ghetto-bachelor. Apparently white women get lawyers and doctors, Black women get Ray J. All I want is a re-fund.

-Tiffany 'New York' Pollard- Ahhhh the train wreck that is this woman....I love that one of the few representations of Black femininity on TV is this woman. Who doesnt want a marginally attractive, loudmouthed witch to represent her ilk on TV?......I also love sarcasm

But dont worry, the turdification of culture cannot be hang only on hip-hop and Black people....there is enough racial shame to go well around

Casts of Rock of love and most of those VH1 and MTV shows: One word. STRIPPERS!!! STRIPPERS!!STRIPPERS!! Apparently my mother lied to me about what men want. Who knew they wanted women with larger chests than IQs or vocabulary to be the mothers of their unintelligent dynasties....DAMN. It is hard to watch these sad examples of humanity and not want to cry....

Paris Hilton- it is sad that an heiress from a longstanding legacy could be so classless.......and also so diseased. I am afraid to look at her without covering my eyes with a condom.

The list goes on and on and on......This will be a running conversation because until Jesus comes people will continue to sink lower than rock bottom, and I am going to have to judge them.....

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